Abhay Kumar Mishra
har ik jazbaat ko zubaan nahin milti !
har naik arzoo ko dua nahin milti !!
muskaan sajaye rakhna tou duniya hai saath !
ansoun ko tou aankh main bhi panah nahi milti !!
Sabko sub kuch haasil nahi milta !
Nadi ki har laher ko saahil nahi milta !
Is dil walo ki duniya ki aajeeb hai dastaan !
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koie dil se nahi milta !!
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi !
Har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi !
Ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega !
Ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi !!!
Anshuman School of Thought
* Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all you could be missing out on the joke of
the century.
* The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your
action.
* Half of the world is starving, the other half is on a diet”
* MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHNG.. before talking SHIT like that….make sure U HAVE ENOUGH OF
IT….
* Books are always better than CDs..you can never get anything from high shelves standing
on a pile of cds.
* Life is too important to be taken seriously.
* THE TRAGEDY OF LIFE IS SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS:”just when we get all d answers of life…life
changes d question”…!!!
* If everything and everyone seems to be coming your way, then u r in the WRONG LANE!!
* Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
* There are only 10 types of people in this world…Those who can read Binary and those who
can’t .
* We are born free but taxed to death.
* Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
* Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
* Where there’s a will, there’s an attorney.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
* A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.
* There are two things which are infinite..one universe, other human stupidity..although i
doubt about the former.
* Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
* A diplomat is someone who can tell u to go to hell in such a way that u look forward to
the journey.
* Success kisses you in private,but failure always humiliates you in public.
* Life is nothing but an illusion caused by deficiency of ALCOHOL.
* Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth controls are already born..
* I was born intelligent but education ruined me..
* My advice to you is ‘get married’: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not,you’ll
become a philosopher.”This Article is contributed by my Friend – Anshuman
1. Loge kahte hai ki “Ishk me raato ki neend udh jatee hai ”
Arey main to kahta hu ki berojgaari me raat aur din dono
ki need udh jatee hai !!!
2. Kuch aur v hai meri jindgi ki parchaaeya !
Main wo nahi jo mere dosto ne samjha hai !!
3. Kuch loge jamane ki sachhaaewo se durtee hai !
Arey main to such ki ruswaaye se durta hu
4.AIK UDAS SHAIR ABHAY
Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain
5.Badla na apnay aap ko
Badla na apnay aapko jo they wahi rahey,
Miltay rahey sabi say magar ajnabi rahey !
Duniya na jeet pao to haaro na khud ko tum,
Thodi bahut to zahan mein naarazgi rahey !
Apni tarah sabi ko kisi ki talaash thi,
Hum jiskay bhi qareeb rahey door hi rahey !
Guzro jo baag say to dua maangtay chalo,
Jis may khilay hain phool woh daali hari rahey !
Badla na apnay aapko jo they wahi rahey,
Miltay rahey sabi say magar ajnabi rahey !
JOKES
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper
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man in US sees lady getting chased by dog.dog is abt to bit lady wen man kicks d dog.reporter sees n saz’headline will read US CITIZENSAVES LADY FROM DOG.’man saz “I M NOT A US CITIZEN IAM FRM PAKISTAN “nxt dayd headline is “TERRORIST ATTACK ON DA LOCAL DOG”…..
Santa was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Santa sir I am learning driving. Cop:without instructor?
Santa: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
husband
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
“Why complain?” said the counselor. “You’re still getting the same service!”
Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam
Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got…
How….???????
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!!
Good Start…
Wha wah Abhay Bhai !!! Arey ab aap hamari v suniye
Kaash Suraat Aap Ki Piyaari Na Hoti !
Kaash Aap Say Mulaqaat Humari Na Hoti !
Sapnoon Main Hi Dekh Letay Aap Ko !
To Aaj Itni Be-Qaraari Na Hoti !!
udas na hona kyuki main saath hoon.
samane na sahi par aas paas hoon.
palko ko band kar jab bhi dil mein dekhoge,
main har pal tumhare saath hoon
sanju
Aur Abhay kaise ho !! Mast bahut acchi lagi tumhari ye webpage. Ye hamari dosti taraf se
Mazhab Agar na hota
Mazhab ‘gar na hota to pungay na hotay
jo pungay na hotay to dungay na hotay
Delhi-Ayodhya aur Gujaraat na hotay
yuN zehar-aalod khayalaat naa hotay
jo dair-o-harem say muttassir na hotay
kahiN koyi momin yaa kaafir na hotay
zameeN baaNt lee,aasmaaN baaNt baiThay
an’ginat tukRoN mein maaN baaNt baiThay
banaaya mazhab nay yateem-o-haraasaaN
baneiN aadmi say hindu-musaalmaaN
sheikh-o-brahmin ki baatoN meiN aa kay
kahaN say chale Thay kahaN giray aa kay
Abhay urf Mishra Ji urf Sir, what not! Let me add some points to this great guy : Abhay Mishra is simply amazing!..people.. may be some of you know Abhay for 1 or 2 years.. I have been knowing him since my college days in LKO..He has always been very sincere and hard worker..No comparison..I have learnt alot from him!
..An epitome of knowledge in every field! Simply.. a guy with great power in the field of literary! He was Literary captain in my School! I do remember, once I had to speak on Indian History “something related to Indian Congress(may be)” I didnt know anth abt this..this guy prepared my speech in one night with his immense sea of general Knowledge….
So here is the time to wish him all the best for his talent..I am pretty sure If he gets time for his talent he will definitely do sth great in his life!
Your creations are simply Great! I admire them! Keep writing!!!!
Cheers to our friendship!
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai
Here are some jokes of good ol’ Ajit Khan (Lion)
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
(Scene – Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he
(Scene – Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert : Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT : Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
(Scene – Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT : “Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin deg
Bob : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT :Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegaa.!
(Scene – Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT : “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
AJIT : Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur
debugger istarrt kar do.
Robert : Lekin kyoon, baas?
AJIT : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
(Scene – Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.)
AJIT : Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert : Magar kyoon baas ?
AJIT : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Robert : Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT : Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert : Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT : Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
(Scene – Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert : Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT : Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert : Par sui kyon, baass!
AJIT : Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
Robert : Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT : Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
Maikal : Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit : Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
AJIT : Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.
AJIT : “Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao”
“Kyon boss?”
“Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai”
AJIT : Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee…
AJIT : Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa…
AJIT : Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa…
AJIT : Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great ‘wall hanging’ ban jayegi.
Boss: Raabert!
Robert: Yes, bass?
Boss: Yeh “bus” mein kuch hawa daal do.
Robert: Lekin, kyon bass?
Boss: Yeh bus “Airbus” ban jayega
Ajeet : Raabutt, use TNT se uda do !
Robert : Lekin baas, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin ?
Ajeet : Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
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