True Meaning of Politics !

A little boy looks up at his father and asks, “Dad, what’s politics?”

Dad says, “Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way.” I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me “Capitalism.” Your Mom is the administrator of the household, so we’ll call her “The Government.” We’re here to take care of your needs so we’ll call you “The People.” The Rima(House maid) works hard all day for very little money so, we’ll consider her “The Working Class.” And your baby brother… we’ll call him “The Future.”

Now, think about that and see if it makes sense. So, the little boy goes off to bed, thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Rima’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Rima. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words, what you think politics is about.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future stinks.

 Laloo(Indian Railway Minister) and Yamraj(Devil)

After death Laloo went hell. where he’s confronted by the devil. “I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You’re on my list… but I don’t have any for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m gonna to do. He told where you want to go eighter SAWARG(ideal place where good spirits are supposed to reside) or Narak (where bad sprits are placed.

Laloo asked to devil what is difference between two ?
Devil(Yamraj) told at Sawarg you have to live like an Ideal citizen, while at narak you are free to do any thing like cheating, rape, looting, terror works.

Laloo thinks for a while and told to yamraj “please sent me to Narak because I am habitual to these things.”